(Courtesy of the USA)
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Not Joe Biden's
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However you classify the federal government's new offensive against protesters, it's hard to write a sentence about it that conveys how bad it is
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The virus is easier to catch than we thought, affects the young more than we thought, and more people have it than ever. So why are we acting like it's…
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Scientists just confirmed the first extinction of a marine fish *ever* and it feels like we're programmed not to care—let alone do anything about
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The Green Party's presumptive presidential nominee on nukes, climate change, defunding the police, and showing up at the White House on a horse.
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Doug Ducey's handling of this pandemic is regarded as terrible by Arizonans. I wonder how he thinks he's doing
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Morally ambiguous stories—whether they're about zombies, or cops—are fun sometimes, but they don't make you a better person
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Or both?
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...not because of criminals, but because of dangerous ex-cops
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Only months later did I learn that her face was "black from the blood vessels that broke"
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A couple lessons in strategically massacring people
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